I do believe we have a little problem here. Remember Rocky Raccoon? Well, I think we should have picked a more feminine name. And do you have any name suggestions for her two young’uns? More to the point, what do you do when these masked scallywags have watched the cats go in and out of the doggie door and decide to do likewise?
Oh, and I’d like to issue a formal apology to the cats. I’m sorry I was blaming you for the scene of destruction in the laundry room each morning recently. I should have wondered how you managed to dig holes through the reinforced plastic bags of cat food. I do have a suggestion, however. Please don’t let the possums see you use the doggie door.